Sayin' it as it is...

The girls were recently asking about my wedding. They had heard that cousin Juliana was my flower girl, that my sister Amy was my maid of honor and that Sam's brother Jon was his best man. Jocelyn commented on how rude it was of us not to have Jonah as the best man. I laughed and told her that if Jonah had been born before our wedding, that it wouldn't have been a good thing.
Jenna said, "Oh! I know why! That means they would have...whisper whisper whisper."
Appalled that she knows that I'm referring to I question what she is thinking.
Very embarrassed she admits, "You would have broken up."
"What?" I ask. "What does that even mean?"
She shakes her head, "You'll learn about it one day."

You think that's good? Listen to this one!

While out running a few errands as a family, we were in a hurry because we were supposed to pick my niece Mikayla up at a certain time to spend the night. My sister called and said that plans changed and she would bring Mikayla over later. Since we were suddenly in less of a hurry, Sam mentioned that he was going to run into PetSmart to return an item that we happened to have in the car with us. That made me remember that I also had a return to make to JCPenny's which happens to be directly across the street from PetSmart so I mentioned that I also would make a return.
"Well now you're just complicating things" Sam told me, clearly trying to be difficult.
I questioned him, "What?! It's right across the street and I'll run in really quick. Besides, if you can do your returns while we're out, I should do mine too!"
*Side Note: Sam and I are not ones to argue, so please make sure you read this in the funny, joking way it was actually being said*
Sam continued his "argument, "I was only doing it because we had an extra second, now your adding things to the list!"
Being the good husband that he is though, he turned first into the JCPenny's parking lot and made his way to the front to drop me off. As I grabbed my bag and got ready to go in Jocelyn asked from the back seat, "What are you doing mom?"
Without any hesitation, and as matter of fact as can be, Jenna pipes up, "She's complicating dads life."