Sunday, November 27, 2011

The 24 Hour Burrito

Before I start this post, I will warn you that some of you may read this and think that I am a terrible, horrible, no-good mother that tortures my children. I refer to myself as a parent that doesn't let in to a will full child. :)

Jocelyn is my picky eater. I think I have posted about this before. She is also my child that suffers (or I guess suffered) with extremely low blood sugar resulting in hospitalizations. So, she HAS to eat.

Last night for dinner, we had burritos at a fairly early time of 5pm. Loaded with yummy beans, home-made mexican rice, and all of the usual tasty toppings. Jocelyn ate 1/4 of hers. So, after way to much arguing about it, we told her that if she doesn't eat it, she will have it for breakfast in the morning. She was fine with that.

So this morning, we warmed it up for her. She might have had 2 nibbles, but it went otherwise untouched. I figured she had to be starving since really she hadn't eaten since yesterday afternoon. We explained to her that we were going to church and after church we needed to run some errands and would probably hit up Burger King but that if she didn't finish her burrito before church, we would bring it with us and she would eat that instead. She was fine with that.

After church, I warmed it up again (by this time, it is super soggy!) and took it in the car with us. She wouldn't touch it claiming that it was disgusting! (Well, yeah, actually by now it was, but that was not the point.)
Genevieve enjoyed her Burger and Fries while Jocelyn watched her silently.
That was actually really sad.

We get home and have to give her a nap. By this time, I am starting to get a little worried about her blood sugar. I offer another time before she goes to bed telling her that when she wakes up, that's what she'll have if she doesn't eat it now. Nope. She's not going to do it.

After her nap, we start decorating our Christmas tree and realize she isn't helping at all, but rather laying sluggishly on the couch. I decide that the girl probably needs some food. And I am not about to give her anything but the darn burrito. Because really, if you come this far, why give up now, right?!

I pricked her finger to check her blood sugar. Obviously, it's low, but not dangerously low. That is reassuring. The prick made her cry though, so I held her and explained how if she didn't eat her burrito, she would get really sick and have to go to the hospital, etc. I offered to feed it to her while I held her and she agreed. Did you hear that? SHE AGREED!

And she ate it. Every last bit of it. And she hated every bite! It may have taken her 24 hours, but she ate her dinner!
And that folks is how NOT to give in to the will full child.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Jocelyn-isms

What Jocelyn says (with her arms crossed as she stomps down the hall) when she is extremely frustrated with her mom and dad:


"HOLY MOLY COW!"


What Jocelyn says when she is excited about something:


"HOLY MOLY SPICY GUACAMOLE!"


What Jocelyn says when I tell her that she doesn't have to eat a turkey sandwich for lunch (because she hates meat):


"It must be a really special day today because I get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!"


Gotta love that girl!

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Soccer Mom

I signed both girls up for Yakima Youth Soccer. Bought them new cleats, shin guards, soccer socks, the works. And then I sat back waiting for the games to start when I could sit back and watch them play.

And then I got a call that both of their teams (separate age groups) were going to be combined to make one large enough team and that still, the only way for them to play, was for me to coach.


What?! Yeah, that's what I said too. But, some how I got weaseled into it. Not only did I know very little about the rules of soccer, but the last thing I wanted to do was "coach/mother" both of my girls on the field.


I took one for the team and successfully coached the "Butterflies."

(and by successfully, I strictly mean that I completed my obligation. It has nothing to do with the way the team played soccer.) :)


Just kidding. My little butterflies made a HUGE improvement from the first to the last game. The first one was painful. No one knows the actual score, but it was in the 20's for other team to 1 for us. Not to mention there are only 2 - 16 minute halves each. Yeah, it was brutal.

The last game, well, we still got our butts kicked then too, BUT we were way more defensive (and offensive for that matter) and we had our heads in the game.
























And I know what some of you are thinking...but I am here to set it straight, I DO NOT drive a mini-van. :)

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Introducing...

Ariel and Rapunzel (aka Jocelyn and Genevieve in case their disguises were just THAT good!)




Saturday, October 15, 2011

Portland Marathon

I still remember that night in January. In fact, it was the first day of January at about midnight. And maybe there was some drinking involved as we rung in the new year! At any rate, a group of friends were talking about running and races.

Then, we started talking about a marathon. Well, we had actually discussed it before then, but it was just that...a discussion. And we had talked about the Portland marathon being a good one because of it's location, (within driving distance) degree of difficulty (in terms of elevation gain) and the time of year it was being held. But again, it was a discussion. A silly discussion that was being had while under the influence. :)



And then a few days later, Sam officially registered for the Portland Marathon. And then Ben did. And then Vanessa did. And they were waiting for me to register. I remember heavily considering the half marathon option. I could be done 2 hours before them! And it didn't scare me to think about, like the full 26.2 miles did. But they all had their hand in convincing me that I could run a marathon and in the end, I succumbed to peer pressure. I registered to run the 2011 Portland Marathon! What had I done?



10 months went by and I found myself with Sam, Ben, and Vanessa at the starting line. And then again, 5 hours later at the finish line! I ran 26.2 miles. I ran a marathon. And then I quickly crossed it off my bucket list. And I most likely will never add "run another marathon" to my bucket list. :)



To sum up my thoughts during the race, I would say that the first 13 miles were actually pretty easy. At about 18 miles, I hit the dreaded "wall." At about 23 miles, I mentally checked out. In fact, I cried a little. Not too much, I just had to get it out of my system. :) Although there was only 3 more miles, it equated to 30 minutes. 30 more minutes that I didn't think I had in me. And at that point my whole body HURT. I couldn't even point out 1 particular thing. No blisters, no bum knees or hips, no charlie horses, just generalized pain. With every step. In the rain. The last mile was BRUTAL, in terms of running it, but the surroundings were amazing! Spectators lined the streets, shouting, ringing cowbells, encouraging us all. I kind of felt famous. And hearing my first and last name announced as I crossed the finish line brought back more tears.



Kuddos to the Portland Marathon Association. They sure do know how to treat the finishers. Blankets, roses, tree seedlings, 2 shirts, 3 medals, and any kind of food you could ever want.



It was a very memorable day and I am proud to say that I accomplished something that I never would have thought I would EVER do! I was so happy to have my husband there with me sharing the experience (as well as 2 very good friends!)



From now on, I will stick to half-marathons! :)

Friday, October 7, 2011

Jocelyn's Bus Ride

I don't think Jocelyn cared much about the fact that she was going to a pumpkin patch, or that she would go through a hay maze, or go on a tractor ride, or go to a petting zoo, or even get her own pumpkin. Nope, none of that stuff is very exciting. But the mode of transportation, well, that is a whole different story. The girls has literally been counting down the days to "Ride the School Bus."





Her good buddy in class, Ariel


Preschool Class Picture


Thursday, September 29, 2011

She'll eat whatever

I love that I have an extremely non-picky eater. (Genevieve.)


On the way home from school today she said, "Mom, thank you so much for putting grapes in my lunch. Tomorrow can you please pack me some bell peppers?"


Lately, she will ask me for a "healthy snack...like some tomatoes sliced with salt and pepper on them."

She has always been like this. This is a picture of her from 3 years ago. :) She is so easy to please!



Side Note: God blessed me with her extreme ease of food since I have to deal with her lovely sister who thinks the world revolves around bread products and beans. I still wonder if Jocelyn is a veggie-less vegan!